Hello Carnivores and welcome to our weekly newsletter.

We hope you had a great weekend watching the Mighty Eagles and Dockers whoop the freckles of those Eastern Staters.

We’ve just returned from a great little holiday in Bali, and looking forward to getting back to the business of supplying the best beef and lamb in Western Australia.

This year Sam Kekovich called on Europeans to unite to "rid the world of the dark spectre of unAustralianism," by eating lamb on 'International Australia Day'. Sam's 2011 television address screened in all capital cities from 10 January 2011. If you haven’t seen it, it’s worth a look. Just click here to view and have a good laugh.

Our Testimonial this week has been sent to us from one of our new customers. Former East Fremantle and Essendon star, Tony Buhagiar, was convinced by his mate, Jeffrey Stroodle Trott, to try our meat.

“Stroodle brought up an esky full of beef and lamb 2 weeks ago, and it’s gone already. I’ve never tasted anything like it. The steak was so tender, I reckon the ice cream we had for sweets was tougher, and the lamb and Wagyu Snaggers were delicious. It’s a pity they didn’t have this back when I was a kid ,because after a few feeds of this, there’s no way Stroodle would have beaten me by one vote in the Under 12’s Fairest and Best.” Tony Buhagiar.

Well said Budgie, but maybe after 45 years, it’s time you got over that, and told all your Perth buddies to put their orders in. We also have it on good authority that Stroodle was a year younger than Budgie, when this happened.

Recipe of the Week.

Click here to check out our Shish-kebabs.

These are great for the BBQ.

Please send us your favourite recipe for next week, as a few of our customers have actually started their own 5 Star Recipe Files and want to build them up.
Here’s an oldy, but a goody to make you laugh. Have a great week and don’t forget to send this on to all your friends and family.

We can’t wait to MEAT you.

 
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.