Hello again to all our wonderful friends.

We’ve had some great responses about our weekly newsletter, and word is spreading fast.

On the right hand side of the page is a place where you can enter all of your friends and family’s email addresses, so they’ll be able to keep up with our latest specials, and get in on the act of tasting “the tenderest meat they’ll ever eat.”

Our testimonial this week comes from Sal Watts’ sister, Aida Embling, who was inspired to write to us after reading Sal’s story about Wattsy’s unbelievable strength attributed to 5 Star Mobile Meats.

“For those of you who know Steve and I, you’ll know we have just moved to Port Geographe to be closer to Wayne and Julie and 5 Star Mobile Meats. It’s also great to be close to Sal and Dave, and Steve has already dethroned “Popeye” Watts  as Port Geographes strongest man. Our family BBQ’s are quite amazing, watching Steve and Popeye trying to outdo each other. Mind you, when you’ve got the best Beef and Lamb money can buy, it’s always gonna be delicious. I’d recommend 5 Star Mobile Meats to everybody. “ Aida Embling.

Recipe of the week.   Click here to view recipe for "Corned Silverside to Die For".

For those of you who know Trotty, you’re probably aware he has written a book, and is waiting for a reply from the Publisher’s. For this week’s humour, he has written this poem, which we’re sure you can all relate to.

THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE MORE YOU THINK.

I’ve got a little theory, that I thought I’d like to share
About the effects of alcohol, and how it does impair
The experts tell us too much grog can damage certain organs
And change your personality, turning good guys into Gorgans.

They also tell us, in excess, it can do things to your brain
By destroying certain brain cells, but this I can explain
Remember all the stories, we learnt way back in school
About Natural Selection, and why the Lions rule.

Wilderbeast all live in herds, and lions love to eat ‘em
But when they stick together, it’s really hard to beat ‘em
So the lions use their patience, and play the waiting game
And wait till one of the dumber ones, eventually goes lame.

He’s easy pickings then you see, the lions are on a winner
The Wilderbeast with the broken leg, will be tomorrows dinner
So what has this got to do, with grog, I hear you say
After reading this next bit, you’ll be drinking everyday

The brain cells keep real close you see, and like to stay that way
But when the grog surrounds them, a few begin to stray.
But these are the real dumb ones, the smart ones stay real close
And the evil Mr Alcohol, he knows he can’t get those

So he feasts upon the dumb ones who have wandered from the herd.
Killing off those brain cells, which I know might sound absurd
But think of what I’m saying, and now just for a starter
How many people do you know, who when they drink—get smarter.

I know a hundred blokes or more who after a couple of beers
Reckon they know everything, and bore everyone to tears
They turn into Mr Know-It-All, and Mr Smarty-Pants
And even sometimes instantly, can learn to River Dance

It’s not proved scientifically, but I’ll bet that you agree
You know someone just like this, who after two or three
Will suddenly become the smartest bloke, who’s always right
He is right, you are wrong, and black’s not black, it’s white.

The more you drink the more you think, I’ve heard it said before
But--The more you think the more you drink, is a better metaphor
So remember this the next time, when you’re sittin’ round the keg
The story of the wilderbeast, the one with the broken leg

When you get home to the Missus, and she’s upset and cryin’
Just sit her down and tell her, the story of the lion
And how he killed that wilderbeast, that broken legged loser.
So to increase your own IQ, you must go to the boozer.

And you’ll continue going there, because you’re on a quest
To make sure you get smarter, to be the very best.
You must kill off those brain cells, and kill them off real soon
So you can build that rocket ship, and fly her to the moon.

Good Luck. If she believes that shit, she’s killed more Wilderbeasts than you my friend.
Jeff Trott. 3rd April, 2011