Hello to all you Carnivores out there.

There’s been a huge uproar this week after the screening of the Four Corners programme about the inhumane slaughter of our exported cattle in Indonesia. We have a solution which is simple. Get all your mates to eat more beef and we can very nicely slaughter more of them here in Australia, rather than sending the poor buggers overseas to get treated like that. Makes sense doesn’t it.

This week’s incredible special is Elite Margaret River fresh Primal rumps for $12.50 per kilo in 5-6kg packs.

For this special we can get the primal professionally cut to suit your needs. Perfect for all occasions see our recipe for Marinated Rump Steaks as just one example of this very verstile meat.

Testimonial. It seems Mal Kingsley has ruffled a few feathers, as we received this email this week from another of Busselton’s finest figures.

“ I read with interest Mal Kingsley’s testimonial from last week, and simply had to respond. Mal has not won Mr Busselton for the last 3 years, and I must add, never will. I am the reigning Mr Busselton!!!  The only truth about his testimonial was the fact that 5 Star Meats do provide the best meat you’ll ever eat, and my amazing strength and body shape I attribute to them. Thank you Wayne and Jules.”
Bruce Blundell [formerly known as the “2 iron with ears”]

Don’t forget about the sides of beef as well as our usual Prime cuts of Lamb and Beef.

We’ll be at the markets again this Sunday of the long weekend, so pop in and say G’day and try our Wagyu Burgers and Sausage sizzle.

We’ll be in Katanning next Thursday 9th June for all our friends and family, so get your orders in NOW.

This week’s humour. 
 
ONE OF THE YEAR'S BEST COMEBACK RESPONSES 

Number 1:

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ....   

Q:  'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'   

A:   'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' 

Q:   'Officer -- who provided this description?'  

A:   'The officer who responded to the scene.'  

Q:   'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' 

A:   'Yes, sir. With my life.' 

Q:   'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' 

A:   'Yes sir, we do!' 

Q:   'And do you have a locker in the room?'   

A:   'Yes, sir, .. I do.' 

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A:   'Yes, sir.' 

Q:   'Now, ... why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'  

A:   'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line --  and we think he'll win.
 
 

HAPPY FOUNDATION DAY LONG WEEKEND - BE A TRUE AUSSIE AND CELEBRATE WITH SOME RED MEAT ON THE BARBY!!!!!