Hello again and welcome to our now fortnightly newsletter to coincide with the Yoganup markets. It seems that the last couple of testimonials have caused quite a bit of turmoil in down town Busselton, with mate turning against mate. To refresh memories, Mal Kingsley and Bruce Blundell have both laid claim to the title of Mr Busselton and have attributed their physical well being to eating top quality beef and lamb from 5 Star Mobile Meats. We have since been inundated with emails from friends, family and customers claiming that these 2 gentlemen have told “porkie pies” for their own self gain. One such email must be shared with all.

“Dear Wayne and Julie. I have just finished reading your weekly newsletter and feel compelled to reply. Having moved to Busselton about 5 years ago from Karratha, I immediately became one of your most loyal, and I must say, satisfied customers. Your product is first class, and the service you provide is without peer. However I am appalled that the likes of Mal and Bruce are using your website and database to brag to the world about their physical attributes. The pair of them together couldn’t run out of sight on a dark night, let alone lift anything heavier than a kilo of Waygu snaggers. Mal cuts keys cos he can’t lift anything heavier, and Bruce “the human filament tube” is the only man I know who can sleep standing up in his own golf bag. I came to Busselton as a six stone weakling, and now after a few years eating the good stuff, I’m an amazing 80kg of rippling muscle. If anyone can lay claim to the title of Mr Busselton it has to be me.” Jim Williams. Go Geo Car Hire.

We’ll keep you posted with any future developments.

Winter is certainly upon us, and what better way to spend a cold night than snuggled up in front of telly chewing on a magnificent Roast Beef or a Rack of Lamb!!

For all of you with a dog, we’ve also got fresh polony rolls which will satisfy even the most fussiest of pups our little princess just loves it.

We have on special while current stocks last, Lamb Loin Chops at $16.90/kg and 10% off Boned and Rolled Lamb Roasts, so get your orders in quick before they all go!!!!!!

Don't forget to come and see us at Yogi (Jetty) markets, have a burger or snag and have a chat.

This week’s humour is an oldie but a goody. Have a great week.

Stay warm. Cheers Wayne and Jules.

LONDON  LAWYER              V             GLASGOW COP

A  London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow  copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some  fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says,          ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says,     'What  for?'

Glasgow cop says,        'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

London Lawyer says,    'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says,        'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says,   'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says,       'The  difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London  Lawyer says,   'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the  ticket.'

Glasgow cop says,       'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the c**p out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'